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Yesterday Cretan diva Ariadne, daughter of King Minos, was seen jet-setting away from her island estate with none other than the athletic Athenian heartthrob Theseus. Ariadne must really be mad at her dear daddy for running away with the Athenian star of the hit reality show “The Labyrinth”, and son of King Aegeus. It seems like only yesterday that Theseus upset the Minoan favourite Minotaur, in the mind-twisting labyrinth to win the coveted crown (with a little help on the side *wink*), but it didn’t take him too long to move on to his next prize, Ariadne.
Now the question that’s on everybody’s mind is how Minos is reacting to yet another family fiasco! It wasn’t too long ago that his wife, Pasiphae, had an affair with the hunky, “bull-of-a-man” Channing Tatum. Not to mention the shocking death of his son Adrogeus at the Panathenaic games! The family man image doesn’t seem to work so well without the family part… tough luck for Minos. The King of Minoan civilization himself, has been unable to comment seeing as he has been hiding in meetings with The Labyrinth’s producer Daedalus all week, however we can assume that he is going bananas!
Rumours are also circulating that the Athenian heartthrob was just using Ariadne to help win the show! Is Theseus that cold-hearted? For Ariadne’s sake lets hope not because there is no turning back to Crete now. That’s right honey it’s full-steam ahead, but if Kim Kardashian can set a precedent, it’s that you can be out of this in a month! That’s all the info I got folks, but don’t worry because this bubbling blogger will keep all of you Mycenaean and Minoan gossipers updated as this classic clash unfolds.
XOXO – Herodotus (father of history and Greek gossip)